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Heres a wild story about a chimpanzee attack I came across today. It makes me wonder just how stupid people can really be. Firstly If you have a chimpanzee for a pet you’re an idiot. Secondly If you have a chimpanzee and he attacks you dont act surprised. Thirdly if you have a chimpanzee or [...]

Came across this Facebook parody by a U.K comedy troupe.Haven’t you ever wondered what it would be like if you were to do facebook in real life, you know take the social networking site into the real world. We all know facebook can be a bit on the stupid side.
Seriously I dont know how many [...]

Wow thats quite the headline huh.!! Well it’s true at least for one family that bought their daughter an MP3 player.  Only to find that the MP3 player they bought from Walmart was loaded with porn.
 

Girl cries after getting porn from Santa
I’m pretty sure there’s more to this story than meets the eye. But none [...]

So this morning I’m heading out of the house and because we ran out of coffee cream I thought I would make a trip to my local Tim Hortons. And as Usual I didn’t have any cash on hand, which isn’t that big a deal because we have a Drive through bank machine right in [...]

Gotta love what dorks do to themselves. Good thing I saw the final out because I was seriously considering trying this for my lil monster. You know to give him a gag. Pardon the pun

Finally the heat has let up!!I actually had to wear a sweater last night. Weird I know but i was chilly.You’re going to hate me for saying this but I think that Fall is on its way!I love the fall!!. I love the summer too ,don’t get me wrong, but the humidity is just aweful. [...]

SHUT UP!! you wining snivelling needy attention deficit piece of stupid technology

SO there I was, just minding my own business in the pool when all of a sudden WHAMMO I’m getting hauled out on a stretcher spinal (tap) back board and getting first aid by some pool dudes and dudettes. Who would have known!!!
No seriously. They were doing a drill and happened to pick me as [...]

You wouldnt think you’d have to tell people this eh?Its a bottle of water !!!What did you think you were buying? Its not rocket science people. Theres nothing nutritional in water. Theres no hidden chemicals that’ll turn your skin green or cause you to foam at the mouth like a rabid dog. It’s water [...]